PD-You make me want to throw up

I do not need you sucking face right in front of me, in the middle of the day, before every class, when you're going to see the other person an hour later. EW. PLEASE STOP DOING THAT!

Look, I'm a girl here whose all about affection. I love holding hands, and hugging, and kissing, and all the other mumbo jumbo that comes along with dating and love and relationships, But I don't want to see the trailer for your bedroom action ON MY WAY TO CLASS. It's disgusting and have some modesty!! You need to tone that shit down. Peck before class? Fine! Holding hands to class? Fine! But you don't need to freaking molest one another in public. I don't like it and neither does anyone else. And I KNOW I can hear the hallelujah chorus sayin' Amen to that!

I'm all for public displays of affection, It's cute, and if you have yourself a man/women, good for you! And you should flaunt it! But in respectful amounts... okay?

Here's how to tell what's too much or what is acceptable PDA; and what you should be allowed to do based on how long you've been dating.

This is a don't unless you're actually
in this setting. 

Making out- Okay first off, where are you?

Are you in the middle of a hallway with hundreds of other people walking by? In the middle of the day? Total Don't! The rest of the world can tell you like one another based off a simple peck or subtle kiss. It doesn't need to be like 30 seconds long, with tongue and hair grabbing. You're not going away to war, you're going to class or work. You wont be separated for too long... I think you'll live.

Let's change the scenery. 

Is it dark/dim outside? Are you alone or surrounded by a few people? Are you at a party? If you answered yes to any of these then please! Continue! This is totally acceptable. You're just enjoying a romantic time, or maybe you're really horny and have the hots for someone at a party. If everyone else around you is having a good time, and it's night, and you're doing your thing, by all means go ahead. Just don't get too into it. Like I said, public (appropriate) displays of affection are totally adorbs, anything past that... get a freaking room.

Pecking- Acceptable any time of the day. Boom. Moving on.

Pecking is totally cute
and a kiss on the cheek
is totally endearing

Holding Hands- Acceptable any time of the day, anywhere. Just like pecking. Boom. Moving on

Touching/cuddling-  Just like making out. . . where are you?
If you're in a really public place and it's the middle of the day, or even the evening, please be conservative with HOW much cuddling you do. Snuggling up to one another on a park bench. . . please proceed. Sitting on someones lap? That ones gets a little tricky. Unless there is a total lack of seats around, or you're literally just using his lap to sit on, that's fine. It doesn't bother me that much, just don't get all grabby grabby with one another. It's awkward.

Mimic the adorable old couples you
see. Why wait till you're old?

That goes into touching. How much touching is acceptable? Putting your arm around someone.. fine! Hugging? Fine. Even a quick smack on the ass can be endearing and flirty and cute. Totally appropriate. But leave the groping and monkey business to your own time. Don't like pet at one another and grab each other in areas I, a total stranger/ third party outsider, find awkward catching you grab.

Sex-  Unless you're checking off something on your sexual bucket lists or are just total exhibitionist nudists... Don't ever do this in public. Thank you.

How long have you been dating?

Couple weeks- Okay you're PDA should be at it's minimum. You may have known each other for a while now, but considering you're finally committing to one another, leave all the hot stuff for home. I realize you're in the newly weds-honeymooner stage, whatever they call it. But listen up, you two will now be spending a lot more time together, so don't waist all the gas before you get there, deal?

Couple Months- You're starting to get pretty serious about one another, I know where you are. You're starting to feel comfortable talking about things and doing things around one another, but as far as your PDA goes, keep it on the more conservative side please. I realize you may be starting to feel feelings for the other like you never did before, and that's great! Just make sure you aren't showing too much to the rest of the world ey?

Couple Years- You're probably used to being around each other so often you don't need to flaunt your lust and affection to one another all the time. Mostly, you hardly do in public. So I guess just keep doing what you're doing. But don't get so comfortable you forget to show anything at all.